Category: US Politics

Hey Texans! Anything Is Better Than Ken Paxton Representing Texas in the U.S. Senate, and I Mean Anything.

Karma: Two career criminals, one GOP ticket, and Paxton picked the worst possible moment to lash himself to Trump’s mast.

The Phantom Caucus: Why the Ukraine War Lobby is Losing the Midterms Before a Single Vote is Cast

Ukraine’s birth rate has fallen to 0.7, deaths outnumber births three to one, and the country faces a demographic collapse.

Holy Trump or Evangelical Scholar? Neither. Just a Nincompoop Babbling to Morons on the 4th of July

Trust me, dudes, this man knows more than I do about sinning, and I know a lot.

Altman’s Desperation & The Shakedown Republic: How Trump and the AI Oligarchy Turned a Bubble Into a Protection Racket

When cash-burning AI companies offer the government a stake, they are not sharing the upside. They are selling insurance against the downside.

Paxton Collapse: How Trump’s Texas Pick Turns a Safe Republican Seat Into a Coin Flip

Every structural problem identified in the GOP midterm collapse is amplified, not muted, by Paxton in Texas.

The GOP Collapse Heading Into the 2026 Midterms: Incumbent Lemmings Ignoring Independent Voters to Please Trump

Inflation, unaffordability, vulgarity, self-enrichment, Iran war mongering, deference to Israel, and Epstein: the seven wounds the GOP carries into November

Blow Up the Uniparty

The Independents Are Coming, and Both National Parties Have Earned Their Demolition: Anything is Better Than What We’ve Got.

Kneecapping the Two-Party Uniparty After Trump’s Versailles Moment

Give me anything but a Democrat or a Republican incumbent.

The Trump Coin Presidency: War, Inflation, and the Epstein Panic

War-driven inflation, Epstein panic, and White House merchandising show state power reduced to personal protection, spectacle, and branding.

Trump, the GOP, and the Epstein Catastrophe: A Comprehensive Case File

Jeffrey Epstein Had 16 Phone Numbers for Donald Trump. Trump Had One Answer: Cover It Up.